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i want to be
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noel gallagher is my hero

alex turner is my inspiration

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gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

loveistheessenceoflife:

Shortfilm about a deaf, black girl who dreams of being a dancer

schloong:

"Do I eat it?"

toffany:

you know what i mean

toffany:

you know what i mean

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

ridge:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 

ridge:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 

quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”