gayreinhardt:

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny

transphantom:

marvel always has sick concept art for non-human female mains and then end up going with the designs with the most minimal prosthetics and alien features possible for the actual movie 

Let them look like aliens instead of “soft and sexy” you fucking cowards. you absolute idiots.

literallyaflame:

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

froge:

friend: hey how are u?

me:

alienpapacy:

bernfeeler:

alienpapacy:

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nitrosplicer:

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

smoreios:

adventure time was a outside pov, slow burn, post break up, getting back together, mutual pining, hurt/comfort, angst with happy ending, fluff and angst 655k worded bubbline fic